Monday, January 30, 2006

Aye. some ppl idle. seriously. me bredren wake me up 12 a.m fe go party today. one of he gyalfren burday. so amid halfhearted protestations and a limp appeal fe mo sleep i drag on me drawz...i lie...me din wear any..anyways...i haul on me clothes an stan by de door. he seh he comin in three minutes. eventually he turn up. is 12.30. so we head to jerries. now if u guyanese an u aint kno jerries u wrang...anyways...is minutes to one in de mornin. so we head there, cyar trunk full wit licker. seven ah we in de cyar...three men an women...my kinda odds. so we meet an we buy a box o bbq chicken so it wont look bad cuz we walk wit we drinks. plus we had to beg de ppl fe ice. so a grand time ensued...two cyars crash as one o' de drivers starin at de gyals wit we...we prapa laff he...aye...one o me school masters used to seh "homan ah wan dangerous breed, is heve mek hadam heat de happle." i seh dis becuz one o de gyals wid we like me other fren but whole nite (mornin) she winin on me. normally i wonta min' bein used like dat but she winin outta time. she bamsy deh all ova de place. pon me ches', roun' me knee, pon de cyar, in de road...all ova de place. an like she din hearin d music cuz wine an ben ova playin an she dancin like its a tennessee waltz. ah well...not she fault. she aint entirely black. anyways...de mini party progress...we enjoy we self...runnin up an down with a half pound bag fe ice. licker mo than we could drink. de party bruk up like minutes to four. i gotta work from 5. is dem kinda tings is get ppl fired. ah well..."tonite de blak man feelin to party..."

Sunday, January 29, 2006

happy new year an' all dat good shit

so it's a new year...big f@#*&n deal. i'm still broke. anyways...was neva one to wallow in my sorrows...haven't done any serious partyin in a while. was dis burday ting las weekend but it was sof'. so i tink i'll expand dis blog to other tings. make it my personal rant space. yeh...sounds like a flippin plan. dat no mo alcohol in 2006 resolution...probably made dat under da influence..gotta be...dats like sayin no mo sex. truth be told tho...da p*ssy has been on ice for a while. long distance relationships can be a bitch. i aint mad tho...anyways...jus checkin in. i'm back.