So its 3.36...in the a.m. just got in from da club. u eva notice how u always tink u'r more attractive, sexier, cuter, gat it goin on when u high? shit...gon brief u later when i wuk out this vodka induced semi-stupor. hic...

It's been a while

Aight... so if u havent guessed by now lemme enlighten u. this sorry attempt at a blog is to share my partyin exploits with u. yes u. so if u see no posts for a few days it means i either in me cups still or i aint been anywhere. shit...a fella's gotta rest too u kno. anyways...lasnite me an a bredren hit d town. de rain still drizzlin. looks like everybody at home four foot in bed. firs spot got a reaso' crowd. drink a coupla guinness then we hit a club. i bus de door an almost became frosty de freakin snowman. de bloody place emty. an cold like dog nose. bout five ppl in de club. includin de barman an two waitresses. de others look like bouncers. not sure. de woman had more girth than t.d jakes. anyways...we end up at another spot. another reaso crowd. we settle an we start beatin de beers. then de rain come down lil harder. we continue beatin de beers. then we realise we money finishin. de rain come down lil harder. de place gettin late. de ppl waan close. we run to de car. me bredren forget that he alarm aint too righteous an he did lock de car with alarm. he alarm aint wukin no mo. so we jump in de car and blazin down de road with de alarm on...need i say more? de blastid police pull we in...spread dem legs! by de time he could produce he i.d an licence we soak soak an violated.

moral of the story...always wear drawz if u know de police gon pull u in.